16 FUNNY REASONS WHY YOU MUST OWN A BLACKBERRY PORSCHE
wa oo..Phone dey cost N450,000.00..Ata mkpo adiba (contact me to interpret am
for you). Maybe if you buy the phone u no go hungry again for your entire life.
Here are 16 funny reasons why you should have the mouth-watering blackberry Porsche.
•If u hold am, U no go go hungry. •If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find
its way back ur
pocket. •If ugly person send U request e no go enter. •It can tell U which member of ur family dey do U. ... •U can
connect d bluetooth to Nepa poll 2 get light. •It can be used as bomb detectors. •It auto corrects Ur gbagaun. •Can serve as ATM machine. •U don't have 2 pay BIS, it pings via satellite. •It vibrates if someone is telling a lie... 4real. •It can tell d real father of a child. •It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend miswaka. •It is accepted as dowry. •It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student. •It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season. •It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it on