16 FUNNY REASONS WHY YOU MUST OWN A BLACKBERRY PORSCHE

Na wa oo..Phone dey cost N450,000.00..Ata mkpo adiba (contact me to interpret am for you). Maybe if you buy the phone u no go hungry again for your entire life. Here are 16 funny reasons why you should have the mouth-watering blackberry Porsche.

•If u hold am, U no go go hungry.
•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back ur pocket.
•If ugly person send U request e no go enter.
•It can tell U which member of ur family dey do U.
... •U can connect d bluetooth to Nepa poll 2 get light.
•It can be used as bomb detectors.
•It auto corrects Ur gbagaun.
•Can serve as ATM machine.
•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it pings via satellite.
•It vibrates if someone is telling a lie... 4real.
•It can tell d real father of a child.
•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend miswaka.
•It is accepted as dowry.
•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.
•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season.
•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it on condom mode.